Read this to the tune of "Pop goes the weasel"
All around the living room, the mama was gonna vacuum,
the dog freaked out,
chaos ensued,
POP went my finger!
(long story short: I got out the vacuum, and proceeded to escort Salsa outside..which was my own stupidity.. because I know she hates the vacuum, but clearly I wasn't thinking, plus i hadn't had any coffee..i shoulda put her out first..soooo
i held her by the collar and started to walk her out, then she went ape shit...jumping, twisting, and all..meanwhile my finger was underneath the collar...then it happened..the all too familiar sound.(cuz i broke my ankle awhile back too weee!!).that gruesome snap crackle pop of my bone breaking.
Currently its in a splint i got at the drug store..plus i have some vicadin...
this finger of mine..looks totally retarded..like I have a sever case of arthritis or claw like fingers..its rather disgusting...
i am in so much pain and currently despise my dog. just figures it had to be on my right hand too.. now i can't do anything! even wiping jacks butt is a feat in itself..
pardon errors and typos..this entry took me about 47 minutes.typing with my left hand.not to mention the pills is making me dazed and confused...kinda fun actually..
and no i am not goin to a doc..no one is going to touch my poor finger..i don't care if it sets all crocked and retarded..no one is touching..not without a fight...
i would post a picture of the nasty, limp finger..but I can't do it now.., i'll have lily take it...stay tuned!!!
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Oh that stinks!!!! Alice is right tho' - you should see a Doctor. My sister and a good friend never went and now they both have permanently bent fingers. Just pop a handful of vicodin!!! Sorry - I do feel bad for you.
if you have health insurance, absoultely go to the doctor. I also have a friend who broke a finger (vicious game of elementary dodgeball)- never had it set and it's just not right. They even tried rebreaking it in later years- with no success. GO TO THE DOCTOR!
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