Annoyed and Irritated

Lily had her friend over this morning. All went good..for the most part. After swimming they needed to be fed..

No problemo..

Let's see..what can I whip up..

Me "I could make some couscous with chives and herbs..topped with Parmesan and some chicken."

The tween girls "Ewww..whats coz coz??"

Me "Hmm.."

Me "OK then..I could make Monte Cristo's..I have all the stuff for that..and its quick"

Girls "We don't want to go to Monty Criscos to eat"

Sigh...

Ultimately..they won and went in the pantry and insisted I made this...

I guess my mind was wandering thinking of how I could spruce this up..even if a little..adding maybe some Gruyere cheese and some bread crumbs then baking it in the oven. Topped with some tarragon and there you have it.

I was draining the mac and cheese in the sink and not paying too much attention and the lid came off and the macaroni plopped out in the sink.

Oh hell.

The girls thought it was intentional..but it wasn't, I swear!

Although what a perfect opportunity to make one of the other things I mentioned..

no such luck.

Later that afternoon I went to Target to get a few random things..(sunblock, paper plates..you know, that kinda stuff).

I took Lily's friend along and off we went.

Then it happened.

My daughter turned into some weird spawn of Satan and acted up like I never seen her do.

She was trying to 'look cool' I suppose in front of her cell phone sportin', mp3 player listenin', totally hip and stylish friend..

Running amuck in toys, then up to electronics, then she ran to the bathroom..AT THE OTHER END OF THE STORE!!!

And didn't tell me. Jack and i were one isle over looking at some tanks and boy stuff. I told Lily and her bud to stay in that isle. I heard running and new it was them. Jack and I went up to electronics thinking they were there lokoing at cell phones..nope, then we ran back to toy section..in a state of fucking panic..

Then she appeared from behind the games and said "It was an emergency..I had to pee'

God child..you don't leave..if you had to pee, then freaking tell me!!!

She said she didn't have time for that.

oh what a crap of shit excuse.

There was more little incidents..like spraying Men's Axe Body Spray all over each other..running and knocking crap over.
Big mistake..

Not only did she look lame..but she totally got in trouble in front of her friend and all the fine folks shopping at Target.

Wtf was her problem?

I am so annoyed and irritated..hence the title of this post..

I guess thats a 'nice and to the point' title then what I was originally going to call it..something along the lines of

"What the hell is she thinking when she acts like that and shoots me the looks that could kill and when all said and done she fucking asks if she and her new little homie can have a Slurpee and then go chill at her house..."

Yeah..don't think that would fit.